Yes, well, this is a slap-stick headline that Wxxx News simply could not resist.
It turns out that the title of the biography of General David Petraeus, co-authored by a machine-gun model for Kriss Arms, Paula Broadwell, would have a very personal meaning for the two...
All In: The Education of General David Petraeus
ChicagoNow: General Petraeus Pokes His Machine Gun in Slut Bag’s Vajayjay and Gets Busted
WashingtonPost: Petraeus’s resignation: Who is Paula Broadwell?
Commenters out and about on the Internet have described the book as "deeply penetrating" and as having given new meaning to the practice of "embedded" reporting. As we have previously noted, however, such intimacy between government officials and their reporters is the standard fare, if not literally, then at least figuratively. So then why Petraeus and why now? We refer to our subsidiary, Question-mark headlines.