Wankers with a Cause

Amid growing questions concerning the real motivation behind the Kony 2012 campaign...

Black Star News: KONY 2012, Invisible Children's Pro-AFRICOM and Museveni Propaganda

Invisible Children's co-founder has a melt-down...

NBC San Diego: Invisible Children Co-Founder Detained

A co-founder for Invisible Children was detained in Pacific Beach on Thursday for being drunk in public and masturbating, according to the San Diego Police Department.

Jason Russell, 33, was allegedly found masturbating in public, vandalizing cars and possibly under the influence of something...

Police said they received several calls Thursday at 11:30 a.m. of a man in various stages of undress, running through traffic and screaming.

Police described Russell as "in his underwear." He allegedly took off his underwear at one point, but it was back on by the time officers arrived, said police.

Several people attempted to calm him down and when officers arrived police said he was cooperative...

Invisible Children's CEO Ben Keesey released a statement after 1:40 p.m. on Friday saying:

“Jason Russell was unfortunately hospitalized yesterday suffering from exhaustion, dehydration, and malnutrition. He is now receiving medical care and is focused on getting better. The past two weeks have taken a severe emotional toll on all of us, Jason especially, and that toll manifested itself in an unfortunate incident yesterday. Jason’s passion and his work have done so much to help so many, and we are devastated to see him dealing with this personal health issue. We will always love and support Jason, and we ask that you give his entire family privacy during this difficult time.”

Well then, we might place Russel's passion in the same category as Newt Gingrich's passion for America, as quoted in our post, A Romp With Newt?...

"There's no question at times in my life, partially driven by how passionately I felt about this country, that I worked far too hard and that things happened in my life were not appropriate"

Meanwhile, in D.C., another wanker made a stand...

WaPo: George Clooney arrested in Washington at Sudan protest

A note to the clueless: we do not mean to dispute the alleged atrocities or the vileness of such characters who have become the Hitler d'jour - although corroboration from more credible sources is needed - it is that the answer to the question, cui bono? is so obvious to us - the West's neo-colonial conquest of Africa through AFRICOM - that it bemuses us to no end that gullible, well meaning progressives and Christians alike will line up together in a common call for WAR! against such tin-pot warlords that pose absolutely no serious threat to us or even to the countries we would purport to rescue from the incarnate evil. Supporting the latter point is...

Sanyusaidit: Kony 2012 Video Is Misleading

War Between Sexes Enters Legislatures

From sadistic Republicans forcing women to look at the bleating little heart they are about to snuff to pervy Democrats wanting to finger the rectums of Viagra users, a spate of legislative moves in state houses illustrates the burlesque degree to which the war between the sexes has escalated, beginning in the state of VA...

DailyCaller: Va. legislator - Transvaginal ultrasound bill led to bedroom strikeout with wife

CW7:VIAGRA AMENDMENT COULD BE ADDED TO ILLINOIS ULTRASOUND BILL

SPRINGFIELD, Ill. (NEWSCHANNEL 3) An Illinois lawmaker is proposing an amendment to a bill that would require women to have an ultrasound before they can have an abortion.
The amendment requires men to watch a graphic video about the side effects of Viagra, before they can get a prescription for the drug.

HuffingtonPost: Janet Howell, Virginia State Senator, Attaches Rectal Exam Amendment To Anti-Abortion Bill

YahooNews: Third female lawmaker introduces bill to limit men’s Viagra access

Ke$ha Endorses Ron Paul

With the $ dollar sign in her name now gold-backed...

OMG!: Ke$ha Glues Gold Studs to Her Head

Ke$ha would appear to be endorsing Ron Paul in the Republican primaries: the only candidate advocating an end to the fiat currency of the Federal Reserve system and a return to the gold standard.

There is no other way to interpret her fashion statement in the context of the election season.

Meanwhile, Rihanna seems to be campaigning against Barack Obama, with her new smash hit, We Found Love (In a Hopeless Place)...

Compensate US With Porno

Rush Limbaugh leaves the reservation again (or has he? -more below), and has hit upon a rather novel idea...

NY Daily News: Rush Limbaugh - Women who want health coverage for birth control should make sex videos

His crude and ungentlemanly name-calling aside, it is only fair, is it not? - that the tax payer who foots the bill enabling sexual promiscuity should reap some benefit. A public dole for sexual activity is perhaps a unique form of welfare in that the recipient can, in the entrepreneurial spirit, creatively give back to society out of gratitude for the public assistance.

But seriously, why is Rush feeding in the very briar patch of the "contraception debate" which he has previously alleged is a contrived controversy manufactured by Democratic operatives in order to frame the election year under the Republicans-want-to-outlaw-contraception! meme. Has he not fallen right into the trap that was prepared for him?