Michael Savage to the women of America: would you sleep with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
Of course not, and this is why Newt Gingrich can't beat Obama: women voters won't elect a president they wouldn't want to have starring in their sexual fantasies.
Well, given his comments on past indiscretions...
"There's no question at times in my life, partially driven by how passionately I felt about this country, that I worked far too hard and that things happened in my life were not appropriate"
Instead of calling out another woman's name while in the throws of passion, a lady might hear Newt scream:
Oh baby... America... take it yeahh you know you love it Americaaaaah....
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America's ecstatic response: Mooooooo!
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