Saturday, December 24, 2011

Johnny Piss Tool

The name, John S. Pistole, automatically conjures to self-respecting travelers such scatological expressions as... "Mr. Pee-Stool," "Big Bowel, John 'the Pervert' Pistole," and "Pisshole".

But, unfortunately, while sticks and stones might break his bones, names will not deter him and his motley band of molesters, as they poke around in everything from your grandma's underpants...

New American: Grandma, 84, Strip Searched by TSA, Says U.S. in “Big Trouble”

...to your Christmas presents...

CBSLA: TSA Warns Travelers Not To Smuggle Carry-On Items In Christmas Gift Wrap

...to your personal history...

Daily Miner: TSA announces start of pre-check operations

...to inside your head...

TSA: Behavior Detection Officers

And if you think you can avoid this by not flying...

RT: TSA to start searching ground transportation


No expense will be denied this monstrously proliferating agency. Meanwhile, the Post Office, one of a handful of federal agencies that is constitutionally mandated, struggles to survive...


The People's Voice: Wrecking America's Postal Service

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