Sunday, May 19, 2013

Nikkei to induce child pornography?

Closing Friday at 15,138.12, the Nikkei 225 quote threatens to induce a very embarrassing situation for the girls of Machikado Keiki Japan (Economic Conditions on the Streets of Japan)...

Japan TimesGirl group bases style on Nikkei ups and downs

Kanon Mori, Yuki Sakura, Hinako Kuroki and Jun Amaki have been following the Nikkei 225 stock average obsessively since Prime Minister Shinzo Abe took office in December. The oldest of the foursome is Mori, but she is still only 23. The youngest is Kuroki, 16 and still in high school...

“We base our costumes on the price of the Nikkei average of the day. For example, when the index falls below 10,000 points, we go on stage with really long skirts,” Mori explained.

The higher stocks rise, the shorter their dresses get. With the Nikkei index ending above 13,000, the four went without skirts altogether on the day of their interview with The Japan Times, instead wearing only lacy shorts...

It is Monday morning in Japan. As the Nikkei prepares to open, perverts around the world await with baited breath...

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Update: May 23

We jinxed it...

ZeroHedgeJapanese Stocks Halted; Plunge 1500 Points To Close Down 7.3% - Biggest Drop In 26 Months


June 12 - Nikkei dips below 13000, so it's back to skirts...

1 comment:

Anon said...

Sadly the Nikkei sometimes goes down.

- Aangirfan