Monday, May 16, 2011

Obama Sin Laden Porno

HindustanTimes: 'Porn found at Osama's hideout'

A large number of pornographic videos have been found among the huge cache of materials seized from the Abbottabad hideout of slain al Qaeda chief Osama bin Laden. Officials from the CIA-led Inter-Agency Task Force, who are going through the stream of information found from bin Laden's compound, said it was not clear yet who used to watch the videos.

A US official said the pornographic material was found in a wooden box in bin Laden's bedroom and included electronically recorded videos, according to media reports.

Bin laden had no access to internet and telephone.

In another video made public by the US government, Laden is seen watching himself on television, indicating that those living inside the compound could play back videos.


Several elements of this story brings to mind the 1983 David Cronenberg film, Videodrome, about a TV producer who runs a cable channel that specializes in adults only programming, progressing from soft-core porn to snuff films. One of the characters of note is the mysterious Brian O'Blivion, a Marshal McCluhan-modeled media guru who never appears on television,
except when he appears on a television monitor.

The character O'Blivion brings us this quote:

The battle for the mind of North America will be fought in the video arena: the Videodrome. The television screen is the retina of the mind's eye. Therefore, the television screen is part of the physical structure of the brain. Therefore, whatever appears on the television screen emerges as raw experience for those who watch it. Therefore, television is reality, and reality is less than television.

Another solipsism to contemplate:

"We're an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality. And while you're studying that reality—judiciously, as you will—we'll act again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and that's how things will sort out. We're history's actors…and you, all of you, will be left to just study what we do." -Attributed to Karl Rove, 2004

Now then, Barack Obama has picked up on the particular narrative of reality that his predecessor had advanced. However, in the perception of many, Obama and Osama are as an intertwined reality, a reality that we attempt to convey in these verses...

Like Brian O'BLivion
Osama's been livin'
Post mortem, on TV

On the cathode tube he dwells
With porno vids he swells
Sin-laden, Obama's prey to save

Then a corpse hoarded,
Now a new flesh boarded,
As the Vinson's off'ring to the sea.

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And so, of course, the error in our headline is deliberate. We lost count of how many times we've heard the accidental transposition of the "b" for the "s" during the reporting and commentaries of the alleged assasination of Osama bin Laden in the first weeks of May. And sometimes the transposition is not accidental, as when U.S. troops on the ground in Afghanistan often confound their target and Commander in Chief as "Obama bin Laden" (as related in a personal interview with one soldier). The transposition is appropriate, in any case, for the story of "Obama kills Osama" is very likely "BS".

Given the numerous reports of bin Laden's kidney disease (among other ailments) in the year 2001, how likely is it that he could have survived for another 10 years with the regular dialysis treatment that he would have conspicuously required, while remaining hidden?

On the converse, how likely is it that the U.S. Government could hood-wink an entire nation, along with a good part of the rest of the world, that it had indeed killed a person without producing a body, or any witnesses, or any independent corroboration of the physical evidence to confirm it?

Weighing the relative likelihoods of these two scenarios, our bets fall on the latter. But, there are other factors that support this wager.

Something we've heard, but failed to report on account of our source being 2 or 3 degrees removed from the original source, is that bin Laden has been dead for quite some time. This allegation was made some years ago by none other than current Speaker of the House, John Boehner. He said, in the presence of relatives, perhaps at a family gathering after one too many glasses of merlot, that the government knows bin Laden is dead, but we keep him "around" for the sake of his bogeyman status. Of course, stories can be twisted when removed 2 or 3 times from the original, so we shied away from passing it along through this outlet...

But, tales of Osama's demise have been persistant since late 2001, from numerous sources in Washington D.C. and elsewhere...

PrisonPlanet: Inside Sources - Bin Laden’s Corpse Has Been On Ice For Nearly a Decade

And we should add Rush Limbaugh to this list of insiders. During his Wednesday, May the 4th, broadcast, a caller voices her opinion that the whole thing was staged to help Obama's popularity. Rush opines that Obama... he means Osama is most definitely dead, but the question remains as to when he died. Limbaugh then goes off script, to the chagrin of his in-studio staff, and procedes to relate what an unnamed source told him eight years ago: that bin Laden was spotted on a horse during the battle of Tora Bora; then ten minutes later, the same area was obliterated in a bombing conflagration. If he was killed at this time, then either identifiable remains were never recovered, or, even if they were recovered, it was decided that it would be preferable to keep the bogeyman, and so the general public was never informed of this, though insiders were informed.

Baltimore Sun: Limbaugh - 'Bin Laden is dead ... I just don't know he died Sunday'

Where the insiders differ, however, is the cause of death. So, while Limbaugh has him killed in battle at Tora Bora, the earliest report of his demise has him dying of natural causes...

FOXNews: Report - Bin Laden Already Dead

Wednesday, December 26, 2001

Usama bin Laden has died a peaceful death due to an untreated lung complication, the Pakistan Observer reported, citing a Taliban leader who allegedly attended the funeral of the Al Qaeda leader.

"The Coalition troops are engaged in a mad search operation but they would never be able to fulfill their cherished goal of getting Usama alive or dead," the source said.

Bin Laden, according to the source, was suffering from a serious lung complication and succumbed to the disease in mid-December, in the vicinity of the Tora Bora mountains. The source claimed that bin Laden was laid to rest honorably in his last abode and his grave was made as per his Wahabi belief.

About 30 close associates of bin Laden in Al Qaeda, including his most trusted and personal bodyguards, his family members and some "Taliban friends," attended the funeral rites. A volley of bullets was also fired to pay final tribute to the "great leader."

The Taliban source who claims to have seen bin Laden's face before burial said "he looked pale ... but calm, relaxed and confident."...

When asked where bin Laden was buried, the source said, "I am sure that like other places in Tora Bora, that particular place too must have vanished."

While Dr. Steven Pieczenik claims he died of Marfan's syndrome...

PrisonPlanet: Top US Government Insider - Bin Laden Died In 2001, 9/11 A False Flag

Pieczenik said that Osama Bin Laden died in 2001, “Not because special forces had killed him, but because as a physician I had known that the CIA physicians had treated him and it was on the intelligence roster that he had marfan syndrome,” adding that the US government knew Bin Laden was dead before they invaded Afghanistan.

Marfan syndrome is a degenerative genetic disease for which there is no permanent cure. The illness severely shortens the life span of the sufferer.

“He died of marfan syndrome, Bush junior knew about it, the intelligence community knew about it,” said Pieczenik, noting how CIA physicians had visited Bin Laden in July 2001 at the American Hospital in Dubai.

“He was already very sick from marfan syndrome and he was already dying, so nobody had to kill him,” added Pieczenik, stating that Bin Laden died shortly after 9/11 in his Tora Bora cave complex.


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