Friday, November 21, 2008

The German Monorchy: 1933-1945

Adolf Hitler's monorchic, or uni-testicular, condition has been confirmed. As reported in the UK Sun, the medic Johan Jambor who treated Hitler on the battlefield had reported the injury to his priest Franciszek Pawlar, who wrote it down, and to his friend Blassius Hanczuch, who said:

‘In 1916 they had their hardest fight in the Battle of the Somme. For several hours, Johan and his friends picked up injured soldiers. He remembers Hitler. They called him the ‘Screamer’. He was very noisy. Hitler was screaming ‘help, help’. His abdomen and legs were all in blood. Hitler was injured in the abdomen and lost one testicle. His first question to the doctor was: ‘Will I be able to have children?’.’

On a personal note, yours truly is said to have an ancestor who knew Hitler in the Austro-Hungarian Army, subsequent to which he went AWOL and emigrated to the U.S.A. Whether or not it was the "Screamer" that drove him to forswear his post, we are happy to say he had children, and they had children... and here we are.


PervScan discusses some of the other strange sexual lore of Hitler, including his reputed desire for golden showers.


Anonymous said...

golden allen was 6o years too late..what didnt hitler do?

WXXX said...

Did James Carville say that Barack Obama is Hitler-esque?...

Carville: If Hillary Gave Obama "One Of Her Balls," He'd Have Two