At Bohemian Grove, beginning this weekend through July 27, as the annual ultra-elite campout takes place amidst the towering redwoods of No. CA, we can only imagine what other proverbial wood might be soaring.
The opening Saturnalia will take place tonight with the Cremation of Care rite, where the movers and shakers who so selflessly shepherd the directionless sheeple are charged to forget their responsibilities for a little while and relax.
Then off into the woods they will wander, urinating freely, and perhaps enjoying other discharges, if they wish...
Prison Planet looked into the itineraries of both Presidential candidates McCain & Obama, as well as current President Bush, and found that each will apparently have the opportunity this week to attend the festivities, which former President Nixon once described as “the most faggy goddamned thing you could ever imagine.”
Given the recent fracas over Jesse Jackson's expressed desire to cut Obama's nuts off, perhaps some sort of reconciliation is being arranged, whence a considerably more benign activity shall be performed on the Obama family jewels...
The official list of attendees has been leaked, including David Rockefeller, Walter Cronkite, Clint Eastwood, members of the Grateful Dead, numerous captains of industry, and many familiar eminences of the national security establishment: Henry Kissinger, Colin Powell, James A Baker III, George H. W. Bush, Donald Rumsfeld... (worth noting: with the exception of the latter, few names of the neo-con persuasion are listed: no Wolfowitz, Feith, Perle, or Kagans. So this would appear to be a largely "old school" affair.)